Wandroid#1 OFMO Dungeon Maps, Level Six

Here is the Level 6 map, unedited from Google's translation. (again).

【X: 5, y: 6】

(From 7F X 01: Y 17)

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【X: 7, y: 17】

On the floor, blood, bones and flesh,
A lot of hair of the beast was falling.

I hear a voice from somewhere

"It's all right, it's not here.
He is somewhere in the area in the northeast. "

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【X: 8, y: 12】

A blue hazy wall,
I think that it shook with a fluctuation,
I felt the air around it changed a bit.

(To 5 F X 09: Y 09)

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【X: 11, y: 1】

Desert people wrapped in a turban,
I got closer while smiling.

"Irashaimaimase!

Here is a taxi for Avdol!

Now, during a special campaign!
It's free guidance to the first basement in the basement!
Now, if you are on your way, please do it now! "

Do you use it?

(To 1 F X 13: Y 00)

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【X: 12, y: 7】

(After battle)
(To 4 F X 17: Y 09)

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【X: 13, y: 2】

Danger!
Only those with courage and leisure can enter!

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【X: 13, y: 7】

I hear some groaning voice.
Is this ... a beast barking?

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【X: 14, y: 13】

(From 5F X16: Y11)

Wandroid#1 OFMO Dungeon Maps, Level Five

Here is the map for Level 5, with the notes unedited from Google's mis-translation.

【X: 1, y: 0】

Desert people wrapped in a turban,
I got closer while smiling.

"Irashaimaimase!

Here is a taxi for Avdol!

Now, during a special campaign!
It's free guidance to the first basement in the basement!
Now, if you are on your way, please do it now! "

Do you use it?

(To 1 F X 13: Y 00)

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【X: 9, y: 9】

(From 6F X 08: Y 12)

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【X: 13, y: 4】

In a dim room,
A ghost of armor without neck,
It appeared without sound and muttered to you like this.

"Your desires, similar to obsession,
To the eyes of the Most High are the blinded snakes crawling on the ground
Apart from the way that sin becomes epidemic and prevails,
I will not see it .... "

"Following his judgment,
With the resistance of your inflexibility,
A false courage, to turn his body into ash,
Let me help you! "

A monster appeared!

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【X: 15, y: 4】

Beyond the door, there is a ghostly sign ...

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【X: 18, y: 16】

The identity of the ferocious putrid smell we can enter,
It was easy to imagine that it was the corpse of Greater Demon that was hit by the wall of the room.

The dead body has already become a nest of mushrooms,
Your attention was a sword of a brilliant making stabbed in the chest of a corpse.

However, everyone at the party,
I could not extract that sword.

you guys,
I pulled out the sword lightly.

I got a sword.

Wandroid#1 OFMO Dungeon Maps, Level Four

This is the map to Level Four, the notes are again unedited from Google's mis-translation.

【X: 2, y: 5】

A message is written on the door.
Beyond this, only favorite adventurers
The beast's way to be released.
Only those that want to get the food of unfortunate destiny
It is good to enter.
Regarding what will happen in the future
We do not take responsibility.

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【X: 7, y: 4】

Suddenly, loud
An intrusion alarm sounded
The alarm stops at a stroke, silence dominates the area.
And the approach sound of the rattle and the guards echoed.
Kimi's are troublesome
I noticed that I was involved!

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【X: 7, y: 5】

  ** Control Center **

Non-participating areas except for stakeholders
<<< Not to be included >>>

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【X: 7, y: 9】

The sign on the door is written like this.

Private elevator
Permitted deceased people prohibited use!

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【X: 10, y: 8】

When you enter the room,
The door behind was bright and shining orange, then it disappeared.
And eventually from nowhere
A voice was heard.

"Congrats!
Be brave adventurer.
Now it is time for you to fulfill my hope,
And in the truly future adventure
It proved to be power. "

"A few years ago the evil sorcerer
By Zofitas
An amulet was stolen from the treasure box.
Zofitas is now with you
I am in the underground labyrinth directly underneath.
This amulet is the power that we now want
I have it. "

"Your mission is to find out this amulet
It is to recover from the evil sorcerer safely.
Let me give you a blue ribbon, reputing the achievements of you today.
This is a license to use the elevator at this floor.
Without this adventurers can not go to Zofitas' residence.
Come now. And hurry up and give up your duties! "

Wandroid#1 OFMO Dungeon Maps, Level Three

Here is the third level map, again unedited from the translation.

【X: 0, y: 18】

Blue black fog,
I enveloped you!

Oops!
Teleporter!

I am in the sashimi

The party wiped out.

When···
It was only written on the wall ....

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【X: 1, y: 18】

  * Kiken!  no Trespassing!  *

  *** Kiken!  no Trespassing!  ***

  ** We will not guarantee the life!  **

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【X: 2, y: 9】

A brand new sign is hung on the wall.

  ** Buddha to hell **

  ** Abdul's taxi to the labyrinth!  **

Currently during the free service period!
Sales are under the 5 floors underground and under development!
Please experience this opportunity!

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【X: 2, y: 17】

  *** Kiken!  no Trespassing!  ***

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【X: 5, y: 5】

At that door
Wooden wool
A signboard is hung,
The chain that would have locked the door,
It seemed rusted and did not fulfill its role

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【X: 6, y: 2】

In the room, chair and desk,
And a simple bed and some daily necessities
There was a shelf that was included
Not far in the past Someone
I felt the signs that I had lived.

On the shelves of the room,
A big key holder
There is a key made by Mithril having the same shape
Several were multiplied.

The key
I got.

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【X: 7, y: 14】

A small mouse moves through the room
I ran around and down.

It's an unbeatable speed to the eyes
You guys were only able to capture the movement.

"Hey, there's a big deal!
Can you come up with the move of boasting of Eira?
Then try trying to catch Eira!
If you can catch it,
I'll give you something good! "

you guys,
I caught a little mouse.

"what the hell
You do not have to do anything!
I will do this as promised! "

Dagger
I got.

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【X: 12, y: 1】

There was a sign full of scratches.

  ** Caution!  !  **

Do not give the rabbit a neck.

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【X: 15, y: 3】

In that room,
Of a perishable monster
There was nothing other than a carcass.

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【X: 16, y: 3】

In the darkness, round,
And shine red
Two eyes staring at me staring.
Looking?

Huge anterior teeth glittered!

Wandroid#1 OFMO Dungeon Maps, Level Two

Here is the second Level, with the notes unedited again.

【X: 0, y: 3】

Black Leather Armor Dwarves
I spared with a hammer behind me.

"Yeah, the dwarf hammer
It's convenient! You must have as much as one!
You may find something useful! "

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【X: 0, y: 19】

In the old study
There were lots of books.
Most of it was dirty and could not be read,
Only one book was found carefully and found a book.

That book contains magical
Spells are written,
When you write that spell,
One robe from the book popped out!

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【X: 1, y: 18】

The other side of the door ...

trap

When···
Even if you advise
You guys can not keep checking.

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【X: 4, y: 7】

Is it really dark? !

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【X: 7, y: 13】

Rusted in the room,
Medals that are not usable,
It stacked like a mountain.
Looking?

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【X: 7, y: 17】

Old chair and table,
Books with insects were scattered.
One book was written like this with little letters.

"When I get big,
Go to the riddle of Rui,
To the skimpy which sweets the bulk,
Take me down! "

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【X: 11, y: 15】

From the room, a shaking ghost
I approached slowly before your eyes.

"The vision of Maggots and scraps and haze ...
Is not it fun staring so much?
The blissful blood meat that once overrun my body,
It turned out as ash and disappeared. "

"Everyone, too, where and where,
Like myself, just wandering around
Keep in mind, I go avenue beside the road ... · · ·. "

Wandroid#1 OFMO Dungeon Maps, Level One

These maps came from two different sources, the programmer's blog (Levels 1 thru 6), and a player's blog (Levels 7 thru 10).  I have not edited the notes below from the Google Translate version, so the phrasing will be awkward, and the texts will not necessarily match the game itself. (I will probably come back later and edit the notes to match the game later, and my own comments will appear in a later entry.  Here is Level One--Gameplay starts at coordinates 00,00 facing South.

【X: 1, y: 11】
A treasure chest made of sturdy metal,
It was rigidly fixed in the center of the room.

That box, whatever it is
I could not open it.

Using a dwarf hammer,
I broke the treasure box!

I got a ring.

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【X: 4, y: 7】

  *** Den of Dwarvers ***

Back door

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【X: 4, y: 11】
Strong dwarves,
While being sweaty,
I had a hammer working for a smith.

"Conchs! Conchs!"

"Oh, how about you, customers?"
Here we are the territory of our Dwarf faction.
Recently, unscrupulous customers have increased.
There are no treasures in such a place.
It is only our weakness bearded beard. "

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【X: 4, y: 16】
For metal doors that seem to be heavy,
Signboard of walt nut material was hung.

  *** Den of Dwarves ***

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【X: 5, y: 14】
A dwarf who has a good beard
I was watching the brilliant jewels in the room.

"Yeah! ANYTHING!
Do not you have the jewelry necklace, too?
If you do have a magical scroll of my
Let's exchange it, are not you? It's not a bad deal? "

"Do not you have it, sorry.
If you get it, think about it. "

Do you want to replace it?

I got a scroll.

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【X: 7, y: 11】
There was a statue of a small Lion made in Mithril in the room.
From that mouth, a springy light was flowing in the light blue.
Do you drink?

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【X: 7, y: 18】
With adjacent ash
Welcome to Seishun Banquet!
We gods of Wanderers
Your courage and suffering and perseverance
I will let you see it carefully!

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【X: 10, y: 12】
A poor old man wearing an old robe
I sat in front of my eyes.
The old man will hold both hands toward you
I spread out and spread out like this.
"Mappilo · Mahama · Dilomat"

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【X: 11, y: 16】
A ghost who came with a pale robe,
If you smile at you,
The air around changed slightly.

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【X: 19, y: 15】

For a moment, the scenery in front of me
I felt distorted.

Fake News makes faking Fake News easier

    In fake news today, the fake news media faked the news.  That may not be quite so easy to say, coming from a fake news source.  I mean, how could a fake news source make faking the fake news easy? Wouldn't pretending to produce fake news result in real news?  Or would it result in a parody of fake news, even faker than what we are accustomed to now--a fake farce, as it were?  A farce of fake news, produced by fake news media outlets trying to fake the fakeness of their own fake news--as if they were trying to out-FOX themselves.

    Beyond the jokes, let's be honest here for a moment, and try to make real news the news for a moment.  News produced with any intent of conforming to any notion of narrative is an act of propaganda. Also, any effort to produce anything but real news is also an act of propaganda, even when it is accidentally produced or results from ignorance.  Yes, I said that.  The act of journalism is a very narrowly constrained and objective reporting style which is corrupted by any attempt to mesh opinion or interpretation into its reportage.  Subjectivity of any type, even at the word level, should be kept separate from the reportage--it's the reason there's always been an Editorial Section in newspapers.

    Journalists are allowed to express their opinions, just not in the same part of the paper where their reporting is being done.  It's not that problematic a notion.  It's the same thing as separation of Church and State--an idea that we all claim to pay lip-service to, but cannot fathom allowing to actually occur.  But it's the law!  We must keep our religious convictions out of our lawmaking.  It's also the same thing as keeping personal preferences out of the workplace.  Employers are all-too-eager to tell their employees not to put their personal choices into communications when they are working, and that eventually spills over into all actions taken by employees when they are working.  Every time you hear expressions which result in the assessment that employees represent their employers in their personal lives, you are being told that people are nothing more than their jobs.  You wouldn't want to know that your 401K portfolio was being managed by a punk rock fan who enjoys The Dead Kennedys as much as he does The Clash, would you?  Or a country bumpkin who likes Dixie Chicks as much as he likes Dolly Parton?  But, you might have noticed that I am favoring the male pronoun at the expense of the female portion of my reading market.  Sorry, it's because I'm a guy who cannot be permitted to represent the female portion of my audience because I would probably misrepresent them--Guys are inherently wrong. So, it is better to remain silent in order to prevent rampant offenses at the mere utterance of any off-color suggestion, right?  Amirite?  After all, it's the same thing as employees being told to do nothing more than represent their employers when they are acting as spokespersons for the company.

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