Saturday, October 6, 2012

Other Answers and Questions

Is the Speed of Light timelessness?

Now, we all know that Einstein said that Time slows down progressively for a traveler who is accelerating towards the speed of light. He also says that--theoretically-- time stops for a traveler who is traveling AT the speed of light, and--also theoretically--time travels in reverse for a traveler who is traveling faster than the speed of light. Unfortunately for Sci-Fi fans, he also said that no traveler can ever "cross the lightspeed barrier." Now, get this!

I always knew that Light travels at the speed of Light, and that time does not move for an object that is moving at the speed of light, but I also knew that it was impossible for any object to travel at exactly the speed of light (unless it was a photon, of course). But the light that we see--the REAL light that exists around us everywhere--actually does travel at the speed of light and therefore is always everywhere all at once because it does not take time to get there! If you have ever watched a Marching Band from Upper mezzanine across a stadium, you have seen the "time" it takes for sound to travel at the speed of sound. But how can one imagine that Light itself does not travel in that same sense--it essentially is already there, shining on whatever is in its path for infinity!

What are the implications of this? How does it affect your perspective of Reality?

Additional Details

The Michelson-Morley Experiment was intended to measure Ether-drift in Earth's rotation by comparing the relative speed of light on the forward-spinning side of earth and the backward-spinning side of Earth, but found no difference in the speed of light. In trying to prove the existence of the Ether, he accidentally proved that there isn't one.
3 years ago
No, really. It's a logical necessity:
1. Speed of Light equals non-time.
2. Non-time equals irrelevance of distance.
3. Non-time in distance means already there.

The speed of light is an arbitrary measurement, but time or non-time is a fact which imposes logical necessities on the existence of Light. Think it through!

 “Does the process of Creation really exist? How can nothing become something?”

     “Oboy!” The Cartoon Dog lumbered across the room and began to drag the desk away from the wall. “Is it time for my Famous Desk Test?”
     The Stoic Cat leaped in front of the the desk and pushed hard against it. “Calm down, you silly canine! This is another Hector question.”
     The Cartoon Dog looked up and waved politely. “Hello, Hector!”
     The Stoic Cat turned around and nodded respectfully.
     The Cartoon Dog read the question to himself, scratching himself behind the ear as he thought.
     The Stoic Cat chided the Cartoon Dog. “Heh! Who does he think he’s fooling? Creation isn’t a process, it’s an event!”
     The Cartoon Dog chuckled stupidly. “Yeah, and how can he not know that nothing becoming something is the definition of the event we call Creation?”
     The Stoic Cat stomped on the Cartoon Dog’s toe. “Aw, come on! Thales may have claimed that the one stuff of the universe is water because he understood the notion of process but couldn’t quite explain it! Our favorite whipping-post of philosophy Parmenides found the notion of process so inexplicable that he developed an insane philosophy just to deny its existence.”
     The Cartoon Dog rubbed its toe scornfully. “Hey, I thought Parmenides was funny!”
     The Stoic Cat sneered. “You try to define the notion of process, then.”
     The Cartoon Dog grabbed its stomach and grimaced. “Urf!”
     The Stoic Cat stepped away nervously. “Uh-oh! Are you having a Maalox moment? Can I get you a glass of milk?”
     The Cartoon Dog squirmed for a moment, then started to sniff the carpet anxiously.
     The Stoic Cat ran to the door. “Aw, poor puppy. Do you need to go outside?” 
     The Cartoon Dog grimaced, grunted, and growled. “Urf! Nope, I’m constipated.”
    “Maybe it would help if you ate some grass. Look, there’s dandelions growing out there!”
     The Cartoon Dog stood up again, a glazed stare betraying the cranial infarction that befuddled his senses. “Process is a series of events which causes some change to be imposed on some existing object or set of items. Notions of change are independent of the defining principles of process.” The Cartoon Dog up-chugged an unused box of Crayons. “Hey, where did those come from? I wonder if they taste like chicken?”
    The Stoic Cat slapped itself on the face. “Yep, complex notions are a real no-brainer to you. It’s mere existence that presents a learning curve, isn’t it?”
     The Cartoon Dog grinned. “Man, you just don’t know how much fun it is to chew on colored paraffin!”

“Is Order a prerequisite to Design, or is Design a prerequisite to Order?”

    “Oboy! Is it time for my famous Desk Test?” The Cartoon Dog excitedly began to drag the desk away from the wall, eagerly blowing dust clouds from its surface into the air.
    The Stoic Cat braced against the edge of the desk, shielding its eyes from the dust by raising its paws defensively. “Not this time, Bucko!” He pushed against the desk strongly. “This is a semantic trick!”
    The Cartoon Dog lapsed into convulsions and slumped on the floor, flapping spasmodically. “Urf!”
    The Stoic Cat grimaced scornfully. “He always has conniptions over his language skills.”
    The Cartoon Dog relaxed and lay on the floor, panting. When his breathing had calmed down enough to talk, he stood up awkwardly. “Whew! That was scary. It sounded like you said that word which triggers my Language Dysfunction.”
    The Stoic Cat twirled its whiskers in disinterest. “Oh, how Wittgensteinian.”
    The Cartoon Dog’s eyes glazed over and his voice became a sonorous drone. “Oh, witty master. You befuddle my senses with your multi-syllabic musings.”
    The Stoic Cat suddenly looked askance. “I think he’s ill. Do you feel feverish?”
    The Cartoon Dog raised its paw up to its brow, saluting rigidly. “I’m ready for my lesson, sire!”
    The Stoic Cat bent over chuckling furtively, then straightened up with a serious face. “The first part of the question is--”
    The Cartoon Dog began to flop-sweat.
    The Stoic Cat stepped forward suddenly. “The first part of the question is--Do your feet stink when you have strolled through street-puddles with Peanut-Butter-flavored PetroMalt on your paws on a rainy night?”
    The Cartoon Dog stammered, “B-b-b-b-but, sir. Don’t you think I’m too st-st-st-stoo-pid to stay in out of the rain?”
    The Stoic Cat grinned insidiously. “Hmmm, you do seem to lack the hydrophobic gene. How about this one? Is Order a prerequisite to Design?”
    The Cartoon Dog guffawed. “Har-har-har-har-harrrr! Har-de-har! Don’t you think that I could create a design in randomness by simply repeating its lack of order? If a pattern gets repeated, then design results, regardless of order.”
    The Stoic Cat scowled. “You sidestepped that one quite easily, but try it this way.”
    The Cartoon Dog braced itself eagerly.
    The Stoic Cat continued, “If you were pack-running with another dog, and he wanted to sniff a pole to identify its mark after you had already decided to mark it, would you--”
    The Cartoon Dog suddenly cupped both his paws over the Stoic Cat’s face. “Oooh, master. We’re not allowed to talk dirty here!”
    The Stoic Cat struggled to push the Cartoon Dog’s paws away from its mouth. After gasping for breath, the Stoic Cat retorted, “Fair enough. Howzabout this? Is Design a prerequisite to Order?”
    The Cartoon Dog scratched its temple and skewed its eyes. “Hmmm...lemmessee...” The Cartoon Dog weighed imaginary objects in its paws while mumbling incoherently.
     The Stoic Cat, taking advantage of the distraction, sprinted off to the closet and returned with a bowling ball. He placed the bowling ball on the center of the desk and then returned to stand in front of the Cartoon Dog.
     The Cartoon Dog looked down at the cat. “Hah! I’ve got it. Habit! Habit results in order without design.” He rested his paw on the desk and leaned his full body weight on it. “Not bad, eh?”
     The Stoic Cat grinned admiringly. “Nothing gets past you, big boy!”

 “What is the Meaning of Life?”

    The Cartoon Dog dragged the desk over the Stoic Cat’s slumbering head eagerly. “Oboy! Is it time for my famous Desk Test?”
     The Stoic Cat shrieked agonizingly. “This isn’t a Desk Test Question, you mangy mutt!” He sat up suddenly banging his head on the underside of the Desk. “Ye-ow! This is a Meaning of Life Question. Jesus, you’re an idiot!”
     Jesus looked down from the rafters scornfully. “I heard that!”
     The Stoic Cat looked out from underneath the Desk, rubbing his head gingerly. “Stay outta this!”
     The Cartoon Dog stood aside helplessly, shaking his head as though trying to clear a fog. “I don’t get it.”
     The Stoic Cat clambered out from under the Desk and swatted the Cartoon Dog’s nose. “This is about the Meaning of Life!”
     The Dog rubbed his nose diffidently. “42?” He turned around walking towards the door. “Never mind that. I’ve got work to do.”
     The Stoic Cat looked at the window. “What are you going to do? Eat your own vomit?”
     The Dog stopped, not turning around. “Why is that wrong? Just because I’m a dog doesn’t give you the right to make fun of me.”
     The Stoic Cat scowled, “That would be if you were a Cynic, but you’re a cartoon.” The Cat shifted its weight. “You moron! The old saying about a dog returning to its own vomit is because it doesn’t know any better than to follow its blind instincts about the food it ate moments ago, forgetting that it’s that very same food which made it vomit.”
    The Cartoon Dog silently listened, and thought about the Stoic Cat’s lecture.  After a long pause, he retorted, “Yeah, but at least it was warmer the second time!”

“The more we know, the less we understand.”

    “Oboy! Is it time for my famous Desk Test?” The Cartoon Dog began excitedly pushing the Desk away from the wall.
    “Nope!” The Stoic Cat darted in front of the Desk and pushed against it. “Yet again, this isn’t an Existence question. This time, it’s about knowledge.”
    The Cartoon Dog stood up irresolutely. “It’s the same thing. How do you KNOW is this desk exists?
    Well, if I smack your paw on it, and you feel pain from the impact, then you will KNOW that the Desk is really there.”
    The Stoic Cat stood up sharply. “When you chase cars, have you ever noticed that the faster you run down the street at them, the further away from you they get?”
    The Cartoon Dog gulped solidly, imagining a feigned terror. “Nope, but I do remember that feeling I get in my lower spine when I’ve reached the end of my leash.”
    “You’re such a delightful interlocutor.”
    The Cartoon Dog pshawed. “Aw, stop being so sophomoric. You know I’m a pushover when you talk like that.”
    The Stoic Cat leaned forward. “Have you ever studied Plato’s Allegory of the Cave?”
    The Cartoon Dog furrowed his brow. “What a moron! That guy wouldn’t know a hole in the ground from a hole in the ground!”
     The Stoic Cat glanced around furtively, and whispered, “You know, they use manacles in the cave.”
     The Cartoon Dog chuckled nervously. “I remember those days. Hee-Hee!”

"The Big Bang"....Pro or Con?

Prerequisite Statements:

1. Everything that is possible has therefore already occurred. This is my assessment of the Universe, given an Eternity of Time and a finite amount of matter. This reflects Nietzsche's Theory of Eternal Recurrence, and demonstrates the basis for familiarity-in-strangeness and deja vu.
2. Before the Big Bang, the known Universe would be a "Singularity," as Physicists like to call it. Basically, all Matter would be one object and the rest of Space would be empty void. Aside from the inevitable quip that "Nature abhors a vacuum," the Laws of Physics cannot function in a Universe populated by one object. (This also lends questionability to the notion of ACTUAL MOTION, eh?)

3. According to Cramer's Transactional Interpretation of Quark Chromodynamics, there is a preponderance of future-pointed Vibrations in the material Universe (i.e., When quarks emit vibrations into both directions of Time, the backwards-in-Time waves get canceled out by the receiving particle's response vibrations, leaving more vibrations freely flowing towards the future).
4. The true reality of existence is the Energy of the Universe, the waves of probabilities which exist as subatomic particles only because they choose to do so--in order to provide our existence with this magnificent Universe in which we live. It continues to be true that particles such as electron-positron pairs and photons can spring into existence out of seemingly nothing.
I hold the Big Bang as being a possible beginning, but I am not yet convinced. It is likely that since the Laws of Physics do not function at the Singularity, then the occurrence of a Singularity at the beginning of Time would require nothing more than that the Laws of Physics are created and defined by the Explosion of new Existence. The expansion of the Universe which Scientists cite as proof that the Big Bang was the event at the beginning of Time which created the Universe, participates comfortably with the preponderance of future-pointed vibrations in accordance with my theory.

The midpoint of SpaceTime will be the occurrence of an equilibrium between future-pointed vibrations and backward-pointed vibrations. The Universe will begin to shrink when the balance tips in favor of backward-pointed vibrations. After the Big Bang's explosion, Reality (the Energy of the Universe existing as physical matter) formed a big bubble of expanding Space-Time. Naturally, the concept of a Big-Bang expansion lends well to a closed Universe (i.e., finite scale) as well as the proclivity towards shrinkage during the second half of its lifespan. Obviously, the Universe will end with a huge collapse back into the Singularity from which it sprang and the Laws of Physics as we know them (All that Quantum weirdness) will cease to function again.

Now, all this sounds nicely conclusive, and confidently plausible . . . so why am I not sold on my own theory? It just sounds too circular and tidy. Of course, I do like the fact that this theory gives as much room for God as it does for Atheism. I prefer to think in terms of the bubble of physical matter formed by the Energy of the Universe as a chosen state of affairs enacted by the Energy, while God exists outside of our Reality, observing it. But I am not certain of the plausibility that God could be "outside" of the Universe and therefore excluded from all Reality.  It also negates the "Eternal Recurrence" Theory. I hope Nietzsche wasn't your hero!

This is Practical Philosophy (Now there's a contradiction in terms!)?

The Walrus strolled diffidently along the shoreline. "I wonder if there is a God. I wonder if I would know if there is a God." He stumbled distractedly over a pile of dried crab claws and lost his footing. "I wonder if God would know if there was a God?" He stopped suddenly, holding a flipper as though contemplating a significant point.

The Carpenter skipped along joyfully, kicking up sand with every footstep. "Don't look now, toothy-man! I know where the clams are!"
The Walrus spun around. "I doubt that!"
The Carpenter smiled. "Are you sure about that? Are you certain?"
"Oboy," the Walrus exclaimed. "I might be uncertain! Are we going to laugh about this later?"
The Carpenter snarled goofily. "I would like to laugh about this now, but I am too busy crying about the onions in my eyes."
The Walrus shrugged. "But what can I do about my uncertainty?"
The Carpenter tossed a handful of seaweed into the Walrus' face. "Have Faith, my friend! And follow this sage advice."
The Walrus looked down at the sand. "But I'm not cooking any chicken!"
The Carpenter waved off the remark and continued. "Death results in Certainty, so portion control is paramount in matters of spirituality!"
The Walrus blubbered incoherently.
The Carpenter continued, "Awareness of DOUBT is a confession of the banality of your existence, and defiles all sense of Atheism about you!"
The Walrus looked up. "Bless you!"
The Carpenter did a double-take. "What? huh?"
"I thought you sneezed."
The Carpenter flew into a rage. "Atheists don't say 'Bless you!' You're infected! You have been scrubbing your brain with one of those grilling steel-bristled brushes again, haven't you? I hope you remembered to use Murphy's Oil Soap this time!"
The Walrus dove into the water. Rising up for air, he exclaimed, "It's so liberating."
The Carpenter shouted towards the waves. "You might be on fire!"
The Walrus shrugged again. "How would I know that?"
The Man on the Brawny (a Paper Towel brand) packaging glanced over. "Stop looking at me like that!"
The Carpenter watched bemusedly for a moment, then looked out at the Asker. "Is he an Atheist, or an Agnostic?"

Can you pass the Obscurantist Challenge?

"Yippee!" The carpenter danced a happy little jig in inch-deep water along the shoreline. "Hoo-rah!"
The Governor walked up and kneeled on the sand, dispirited. "What are you celebrating for?" He began to dig diffidently with his fingertips.
The Carpenter chuckled and replied, "I have offended his finer sensibilities." He clapped his hands jovially and resumed his silly cavorting and splashing. "Not everybody can speak Twaddle!"
The Governor held his hand out. "Hey, now wait a minute! I speak fluent Twaddle. It's the language of the Geese. Here, watch." The Governor dropped his arm by his side and began to trot along, flapping his hands at this waist to emulate tiny wings. "Honk! Honk!"
The Carpenter guffawed and slapped his knee. "That's the silliest thing I ever saw! But that's not much of a Goose-step!"
The Governor stopped in his tracks and stood up straight. "But that's how the Geese twaddle! You didn't think I meant something about Fascism, did you? There are many different dialects of Twaddle. In Texas , it's called "Tawdle." In Boston , they call it "Twa'tle." In New York , they say. "Shut up!"
The Carpenter stepped forward. "What do they call it in German?"
The Governor thought for a moment and then answered matter-of-factly. "Utilitiarianism."
The Carpenter did a double-take and then counted the syllables on his fingers. After a moment of thinking, he shrugged. "But what about Logical Positivism?"
The Governor gasped. "Ugh, that's anathema to us Twaddlers! It's like a bunch of dreamy-eyed Optimists took our School of Thought and called it their own. And all because of some Nit-pickey little detail."
The Carpenter scoffed. "Ah, it's just like a Twaddler to nit-pick."
The Governor jerked in annoyance. "But what is there left to do? After Hegel spouted all his senseless drivel, wandering too close to Solipsism to care if he was making any sense! After Schopenhauer's litany of contempt, somebody had to wriggle a way out of the traps that even Plato's Socrates would be unable to outwit!"
The Carpenter put his hands on his hips in exasperation. "Well, that's because he didn't have the gift of baffle-gab!"

Is opposition a concept defined by that thing's mere absence?

In a rambling brainstorm to answer a really tricky question from my good friend Hector, I spat out this Kafkaesue diatribe about Existence (Purpose, Meaning, etc) and its Oppostion: "But it is appropriate to say that the opposite of something is Nothing, isn't it? Is the opposite of "Car" carlessness? Is the opposite of "Hamburger" hamburgerlessness? There is no diametric opposite to hamburgers. Pizza isn't an opposite to anything. Is the opposite of "Car" horse? Well, you can't say "Carriage," because that's a primordial "car." It just strikes me as wrong to say that opposition is equivalent to absence. Mathematically, then. Is the opposite of 5 zero? No, it cannot be, because then the opposite of every number would be zero, and that would result on a reality in which opposition is a variable trait. Opposition is diametrically relative to the numerical value of the existence which it negates? A true mathematician would say that the opposite of 5 is -5. So the opposite of existence is not absence! Wait, this IS a contradiction! Purpose cannot be equivalent to meaning, because a rock used as a doorjamb has a purpose, but lacks meaning. If you stop using it as a doorjamb, then it lacks purpose, but the status of its meaning has not changed. So, if you have something that has purpose AND meaning . . . An example would really help here, wouldn't it? The rock being used as a doorjamb 'means' that the door will not close on you as you walk through it, but that's not what we mean by 'meaning,' is it? Well, what else could we mean by it? I suppose that will have to suffice as a definition."

I think the part that I question the most is this statement: "It just strikes me as wrong to say that opposition is equivalent to absence."

What's the Difference between Non-Existent and Imaginary?

The Stoic Cat strolled along, singing an old America song: "You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, It felt good to be out of the rain. In the desert you can remember your name, cause there ain't no one for to give you no..."
"There's no such thing as Unicorns!" The Cartoon Dog shouted. "Unicorns do not exist!"
The Stoic Cat jerked and almost choked on a hairball. "What? There are TOO Unicorns! I was gored by one several years ago. I spent weeks in the Veterinary Hospital recovering."
"Huh?" The Cartoon Dog gave a surprised look. "That's not very nice. Unicorns are supposed to represent Purity and Goodness."
The Stoic Cat did a double-take, then leaned forward to whisper, "You're not helping your argument with that."
The Cartoon Dog looked up, scratching his chin thoughtfully. "Oh! Uh, well. what did you do to provoke the Unicorn?"
The Stoic Cat snickered, but stifled himself and continued. "Nothing! I figured, I'm a mythical creature, you're a mythical creature, the Unicorn is a Mythical Creature, why can't we be mythical creatures together?"
The Cartoon Dog leaned forward in interest. "Then what happened?"
The Stoic Cat grimaced. "Apparently the Unicorn has a very different perspective of what it means to be 'together' in the same place."
The Cartoon Dog stood upright quickly. "Um, that still doesn't represent Purity and Goodness."
The Stoic Cat beckoned the Cartoon Dog closer. "And you're still not helping your argument about the Unicorn's non-existence."
The Cartoon Dog looked out of the screen. "What are you lookin' at? Didn't you have a stuffed Teddy Bear when you were a kid? What did you call it? Well, I do not know that name. But if Unicorns don't exist, then how do we ALL know what they are called?"

Does every piece of writing have a philosophy?

"Oboy, is it time for my Famous Desk Test?" The Cartoon Dog began to drag the desk away from the wall.
The Stoic Cat charged in front of the desk, blocking its further advance into the room. "Oh, no you don't! They're not going to fall for your shenanigans anymore, you silly mutt!"
The Cartoon Dog stood up, drooping its paws at its sides. "Aw, shucks! I was really looking forward to smacking your paw on this desk again."
The Stoic Cat grimaced. "What really disturbs me is your eagerness to strike me dead afterwards. I can't do this forever--I've only got four lives left. Why is this so important to you?"
"The look on your face is so worth it." The Cartoon Dog reminisced thoughtfully, grinning a silly grin and drooling slightly. "Ah, well. What's the question this time?"
The Stoic Cat looked up and did a double-take. "Yaish! We ARE the question!"
The Cartoon Dog wagged its tail excitedly, and shouted, "Yippee! Does this mean that we get to determine the question?"
The Stoic Cat blinked. "Well, I suppose we do. What would you like to ask?"
The Cartoon Dog struggled to think, contorting its ears and snout. "Durh, I've never been asked to provide a question. What is it supposed to feel like?"
The Stoic Cat raked its claws against the inside of the Dog's leg. "Nothing like this!"
The Cartoon Dog yelped, "Yeee-Aaaahh!" and began to wail loudly. After awhile, the wailing subsided into muffled sobs. "What's Wordsworth?"
The Stoic Cat leapt up excitedly. "Tennyson, anyone?"
The Cartoon Dog scowled, a low grumble escaping his throat timidly. "That's not funny, and you know it."
"Well, you are just a cartoon, after all. Besides, if I remember, you prefer Bacon."
The Cartoon Dog scratched his chin thoughtfully. "Well, he DID write all those essays in English, thereby avoiding the problem of meanings lost in translation. He's much more accessible than that Montaigne character--and tastier!"
The Stoic Cat looked over quizzically. "How strangely Anglo-centric that is for a canine! So, is it possible that all narratives contain philosophy? I mean, can a narrative successfully portray a philosophy, or be the product of one?"

Is Perception based on representation?

"Oboy!" The Cartoon Dog began to drag the desk away from the wall. "Is it time for my Famous Desk Test?"
The Stoic Cat rushed in front of the desk to block its further progress towards the center of the room. "Oh, no you don't! They're not going to fall for this anymore!"
The Cartoon Dog stood up irresolutely. "Aw, gee. Why does Solipsism get to win every time?"
The Stoic Cat did a double-take, "I'm not sure. Maybe it's because it has insufficient presentation?"
The Cartoon Dog scratched its ears thoughtfully. "Don't you mean RE-presentation?"
The Stoic Cat looked away, perplexed. "Have you reading Diderot again?"
"Nope, I'm illiterate." The Cartoon Dog shook its head decisively. "By the way, what's the question this time?"
The Stoic Cat looked up quizzically, reading the menu bar. "It says, 'File, Edit . . . ' I don't think that's much of a question."
The Cartoon Dog looked up with dish-pan eyes. "Yikes, you don't suppose that we are the question, do you?"
"Well, you are just a cartoon, after all."
The Cartoon Dog grinned proudly. "You see, I told you it was about representation!"
The Stoic Cat swiped the Cartoon Dog's nose. "You silly canine! That which is real is real, no matter how it is presented."
The Cartoon Dog looked out of the screen at the Answerer. "What do you think?"
The Stoic Cat grabbed the Cartoon Dog's snout aggressively. "Don't ask them! They don't know anything about being real!"
The Cartoon Dog leered at the Stoic Cat. "Duh, they're more real than we are." The Cartoon Dog pulled away and looked at the Answerer again. "He's not used to being an Asker, so I'll speak for him. Is perception based on presentation, or representation?"

Is Knowledge based on Awareness, or Memory?

"Oboy!" The Cartoon Dog began to drag the desk away from the wall. "Is it time for my Famous Desk Test?"
The Stoic Cat rushed in front of the desk to block its further progress towards the center of the room. "Oh, no not again! They're getting weary of your brainless prattle!"
The Cartoon Dog stood up irresolutely. "Does this have anything to do with what Socrates did to that boy in the street with a stick?"
The Stoic Cat did a double-take, "Didn't you even read Plato's Meno?"
The Cartoon Dog scratched its ears thoughtfully. "Nope, I'm illiterate. At least as far as I know I am"
The Stoic Cat looked away, perplexed. "Welcome to the world of semi-sentient beings!"
The Cartoon Dog nodded decisively. "Well, I am just a cartoon, after all."
The Stoic Cat looked up sharply. "Hey, that's my line. Ah, well. What do you know?"
The Cartoon Dog drooped slightly. "Well, I am conscious." The Cartoon Dog held an inviting paw out towards the Answerer and asked, "Does awareness constitute knowledge?"
"Nope, don't drag them into this!" The Stoic Cat held up its paws against the screen, blocking the Answerer's view of the question.
The Cartoon Dog sneered pridefully. "You Stoics are all the same with your belief in the primacy of education!"
The Stoic Cat swiped the Cartoon Dog's nose. "You silly mutt! That which is known is learned, no matter how it is derived."
The Cartoon Dog looked out of the screen at the Answerer. "I think he just defended MY side of the argument!"
The Stoic Cat grabbed the Cartoon Dog's snout aggressively. "No, I didn't! I want a recount!"
The Cartoon Dog leered at the Stoic Cat. "Math has nothing to do with it." The Cartoon Dog looked inquisitively out at the Answerer again. "Maybe you can help us resolve this argument. Does awareness constitute knowledge, and what is known is learned no matter how it is derived? Or is knowledge an experientially-developed set of memories which can be interpolated in different and unrelated situations?"
The Stoic Cat's jaw dropped cartoonishly. "Wow! That's a lotta words for a bunch of brainless prattle! What did you say?"
The Cartoon Dog gave a dumbfounded look. "Maybe I am saying that conscious awareness is a meat which tastes like chicken but is kinda bitter like a house which is not like a house?"
The Stoic Cat grinned. "Now, that's the ignoramus that I know and love!"

Can a Philosophy of Mind be compared to the thought that "Weather is not a product of Land"?

In the same way that "Weather" is not a product of "Land," the human mind is not a product of the brain, but rather a product of the synaptical transmissions of arcing electrical charges utilized in the processes of the brain's functioning. That might sound a bit contrived, but what I am considering is a unique "Philosophy of Mind" which will take some time for me to fully comprehend and perhaps even longer for me to figure out how to explain it properly.

As I have stated before (in other Questions), I believe that our "Self" is a relationship between the Body, the Soul, and the Mind. Do not confuse this with an interpretation of mixing or blending of the three entities in question, for these three elements are already coexistent in the "person" that is who we are. Our true "Self" is a direct result of the relationship of these three elements because they coexist in the same "person." I cannot reconcile the Buddhist claim that there is no self in the same way that I cannot reconcile my Quantum (and Berkeleyan) perspective that there is no physical reality with the evidence of the senses. The tactile experience which betrays the physical existence of Reality must be "married" to the notion that the physical Reality does not actually exist. There is something magical about the assessment of a friend being dependent of how one feels about that friend. When one is pleased with a friend, one's assessment of that friend's personhood is pleasant. When one is angry with a friend, one's assessment of that friend is negative and hostile. The "Mood" (as I will now call it) of the relationship between our Body and our Soul affects the "Self" in that same way. It is also true of the relationship between out Mind and our Body, our Soul and our Mind. And relationships in this coexistence are also two-way streets: There is a different relationship between Soul and Body, between Body and Mind, and between Mind and Soul. All six of these interactions affect the Self in different ways, and at least one of them is a by-product of the matter (Brain) and processes (synaptical transmissions) which result from that matter. Recall also that that our circulatory systems are not just the veins, vessel, arteries and heart, but the living, breathing ocean-like creature (multi-celled organism) called our blood. Yes, the blood itself is technically an organ, but is more accurately a population of one-celled organisms much like paramecium or amoebas (Dare I say it? "The Great Pond Within Us All"). But does this mean that all creatures with a synaptic-based nervous system have minds? I suppose it would, but I am having a bit of trouble swallowing the necessary conclusion that gastropods have Minds.

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HectorC said, What is the relationship between the land and the weather? I believe that they are some of the elements that make up the earth as an "entity"? Just like our souls (spirit,self) mind (consciousness), body (brain) all functioning to give us the identity and awareness of being a human being. It is my belief that the electrical waves in our brains is just a medium the is necessary in order to experience this physical universe. The "energy that is necessary in order to sustain our life and/or existence came from somewhere or existed in others forms. I believe that that the 'Ultimate Self" 'is a phenomena of infinite multiplicities that is manifested in infinite expression" Think of it as a little boy playing in a sand box by himself. In order to entertain/express himself he makes up friends and toys while playing. I believe that this "Ultimate Self" as done just that. It wants to experience the complete rang of misery and bliss and everything in between. Each of us is one of those infinite multiplicities. Going from one existence to another hopefully growing each time to a higher level of awareness. As far as I can remember the question I would ask: "How did God know that I could exist"? Everything that could have been , should have been, might have been, would have been exist! We are all in this together going through a mazes until we become "One" The reunion of Ultimate Self. Then the whole process begins all over again which is happening from infinity to infinity. I've stated these points before.Wraxtiorre I celebrate your conceptual thinking . Take care my friend, Hector
Hiram said, “Wow lots of stuff to refute there.  First the idea of the mind as software (which takes very little regard for the hardware of the brain) is Douglas Hofstadter's idea (although I doubt it originates with him either.) land DOES affect weather tremendously I might add. On the subject of the body/mind/soul nexus, let me contemplate for you the idea that the soul is a measure (like temperature) not an entity like the Gnostic pneuma. The mind is the "breath of god" (dare I say collective consciousness?) experiencing subjectivity "as" a body, not IN ONE. So two of your three parameters do not functionally exist and thereby there is no "nexus" unless you call time, the movie (reality) and God the parameters. A person is no more a person than Frodo or Bugs Bunny, and the same way Bugs Bunny is a figment of some cartoonist's imagination, I am a dream God is having. Quantum reality is that non-existence has effect,Buddhism strives for non-existence (Nirvana) and Berkeleyans believe that life is a communication from God (who is extra-mundane, i.e. more than just what exists.) Where is the conflict?

The reason physical reality concerns you so much is you haven't really fathomed Sartre's nausea, that reality collapses under careful examination. One of the reasons physical reality affects us so much is because we pick and choose what to "see" and what "not to see" (ala The Secret) and so the story we tell ourselves has it's own gravity. What is fascinating is how we need reality to be "deeper" than our understanding. If we create the world, why IS it nauseating? Why does it have levels of cells, molecules, atom and the like beyond ANY one person's understanding? What are we doing to ourselves?

Perhaps nausea is a proof of God, or at least a proof that we WANT A GOD very very badly.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Morsel Transcendentalism and the Challah Metaphor

Dr. Wraxtiorre said: I am trying to imagine Charles Manson guest-hosting the Lawrence Welk show, mass serial homicides in a cloud of bubbles in front of that amazing orchestra playing Big Band hits like nobody’s business amid a spraying cloud of blood and bone fragments. . . .

Nope, I just can’t stomach it. If Peanut butter and bananas were meant to be together, they would be growable in the same climate! “If God had meant for us to put stuff on bagels, he would have invented cream cheese!” But Mr. Wonka! He did!

Hmmmm...a world in which Evil is inseparable from Goodness? Well, I can't discuss the Christian ramifications of such a notion, everybody believes the two to be polar opposites in Chrustianity! I mean, anything that has any portion of Evil is considered to be entirely Evil, and anything (or anybody who has an ounce of Goodness is considered to be entirely redeemed. I mean, the only thing that is wrong with intolerance is the way it tastes in candies--I can't stand it! “Uh-oh! The Chocolate Easter Bunny is turning into a Transcendental Metaphor. “My, he’s beginning to look pretty tasty growing into the morselly goodness of transcendentalism!”

According to most Wiccan beliefs, there is no such thing as Evil in Nature, only human actions governed by intent. We humans tend to think that carnivores who eat humans are evil, but to them, we are no more special than any other kind of meat. We do that to cows, but we do not consider ourselves evil. It is simply a case of human arrogance and hypocrisy getting the better of our morals. Or is this distinction of morselly transcendentalism a mere semantic issue? Did we invent the notion of Evil in order to provide a contrast to our notions of goodness? Is goodness a higher principle than the appreciation of a great-tasting meatloaf? Is there a HE L L in every religion ruled by a red-skinned, goat-hoofed, ram-horned, spike-tailed daemon who doesn’t like it when you call him Norman?

But does that mean that we invented Goodness, as well? Say, Mr. Chocolate Easter Bunny, you’re looking more and more tasty growing into the morselly goodness of transcendentalism!

[“Rewrite! Rewrite!” The author sprinted through the kitchen, waving a manuscript in the air above his head as he ran, twisting and side-stepping through the thick crowd of cooks and dishwashers.

“Oh, no.” The baker dropped several strings of bread-dough on the cheesecloth that was spread out before him. “The six strands are supposed to be braided, in theory . . . “ He turned askew, glancing furtively at the oven door which bellowed with occasional clouds of smoke. “What is Challah, anyway?”

Jesus stepped up to the window and put his hand on the baker’s shoulder. “Calm down, my son. The tangles of your bread-like substance will render it inedible.”

The Baker’s hands dropped in dejection. ”huh?”]

[“Rewrite! Rewrite!” The author sprinted through the kitchen, waving a manuscript in the air above his head as he ran, twisting and side-stepping through the thick crowd of cooks and dishwashers.

The Baker shrugged diffidently, causing Jesus’ hand to fall to his side. “But what you are saying is the every purely Good thing that we claim to be doing is tainted by some hint of evil in it, like a dash of pepper in your morselly transcendentalism.”

Jesus chuckled. ”I wonder where that came from. I never said those two words together like that. But I do find it amusing.”

The Baker looked down at the partly tangled strands of bread-dough. “But what of it? How would things be different if Good and Evil weren’t inseparably entangled.”

Jesus grabbed the Baker’s shoulder thoughtfully. “Aw, come on. A little disentanglement is good for the soul, isn’t it? You know I could never fall for that!”

The Baker glanced over his shoulder fearfully.

Jesus continued. ”Throw some onion in that, and you will find its recipients much more hungry for it.”]
Postscript added February 21st, 2014:  Look for a completely rewritten, fully-researched, and expanded version of this article in the book, Appearing to Study Particle Physics, which is currently available at!

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Follow-up Emails

Here are the emails fro the un-named source of the Conspiracy Theorist's original rant.  His intended perspective was not portrayed in my story as clearly as he wished.  However, his criticisms did not include a review of the "Putting on a Show" episode.  He is reviewing the entire text in order to suggest final revisions for the book's publication, so the jury is still out the source's conclusion.  These emails provided the supporting details which ended up being included in the story.  Note that some of my material interpolated into the Escaped Lunatic's dialogue came from my responses and suggestions. Note also that the responses give a perspective on the composition of the story.  Fair warning:  There is some profanity in these original texts.
From: EL
To: Wraxtiorre
Sent: Tuesday, October 25, 2011 10:17 PM
Subject: 2nd try
Hey Todd... I started writing to you & thought I'd lost it, but I came back thinking it might have saved (in my email) & here it was! So I'll just continue it... 

I read it, & Iiked it! But it was actually kinda scary reading what I'd posted word for word lmao!! So I was going to suggest that you modified it a bit to make it fit better, which I gathered from your most recent message is what you're doing(?). I'm curious about how it's going to unfold, maybe I can help? I don't know... I thought it was going to be a lot longer, but you said that was half of it?

Okay, as far as the underlying message... I hope we're on the same page here lol! It's not an argument against conspiracy theories, or conspiracy theorists per se... You'd probably have to be one in order to fully understand what I'm trying to say, but I'll try to nutshell it lol!

Well, okay, a brief summary & then I'll go on & tell you as much info as I think I should. Basically the only thing I'm personally against is this whole "fight the system" mentality. Because that's what they want. They need people to fight the system in order to bring about the changes they need to control everyone and everything through one entity, or one government. That's why all these facts are leaking out. It's all being done systematically to cause a reaction, and they're close! Look at all the "peaceful protests" going on. Now, peaceful protests aren't bad, but if you notice it seems as though they want people to fight. Have you heard all the reports of cops harassing people & spraying them with pepper spray & all that? Just my opinion though; I'll keep stressing I stopped looking into it all when I found out they were purposely trying to get people to fight the system. Also (another opinion), if people refuse to fight no matter what this could actually turn out good... Anyway, here we go...

Most of what conspiracy theorists talk about is actually true. There's technology to modify the weather. They can create earthquakes, storms, hurricanes, the works. They can also destroy hurricanes before they reach land btw (if they wanted to). They can listen in on you through your phone even when your phone is off (fox news actually reported on this years ago; you can probably still pull it up on youtube), there's been a plan (project bluebeam) to use hologram technology to stage an extraterrestrial invasion for the main purpose of uniting the whole world under one government (so all the recent ufo sightings I'm guessing are probably holograms. I don't know, I stopped looking into all of it a while back). Oh, and this was also going to be used to portray images (holograms) of certain religious figures in an attempt to get everyone to accept a new religion (long story, as is most of the stuff I will mention). They're at least 20 years ahead of anything we've ever seen technology wise. I'd give you specific examples, but I... forgot lol! It's been that way for a long time though.

Okay, this is the part where I'd stopped... Not even sure where I was going now lmao!

Okay, so the basic picture is they're putting out facts because they want people to fight the system. The people pulling the strings are practically invisible, and they know us better than we know ourselves in certain ways... In other words, they pretty much have everything controlled, and whoever we fight are not going to be the main players. It'll be our governments, our corporations, our police, our military... We'll fight ourselves before we fight them. Because we're pretty much operating from a feeling of anger & frustration bed by all the information that's leaked & what happened to the economy. Oh, the economy was crashed on purpose as well btw. I mean there is a ton of shit you can get into really... but it's pretty much useless & might even be detrimental once you know what's really going on.

So... shit gets bad, people revolt, and then THEY offer us solutions making it seem like it's us doing it. Or a party in complete opposition to them. That's why I advised that you keep from joining any movements and things like that. Because even if the movement itself was not started by them, if it's big enough they'll infiltrate it & guide it towards a different end. They're better at all this stuff than we give them credit for. I think that's another mistake conspiracy theorists make. They think "Oh yeah, we've busted them" or "We're winning" when they have us exactly where they want us. I think now I'm just ranting lmao! Sorry... I'm on meds right now btw :/ I'm not even gonna proof read this, just ask if u want more info on something...

Oh! I forgot about this, but when I was reading this it occurred to me you might want to hear something... The whole field of psychiatry is a bs science. I wish I had some sources to point you to, but... I probably do buried somewhere in my email... But yeah, it's a bogus science. They've never cured anyone, and what they use for diagnosis is also... ridiculous. Many of the patients in mental institutions are actually victims of government mind control. Look up MK Ultra if you've never heard of it. Program never stopped. They still do it all the time. It's just more well hidden. One time this Dr (I believe a psychiatrist of some sort) conducted an experiment where he rounded up I think 8 people and told them that each was gonna go to a different mental institution around the country and he told them that the only thing they were going to say was wrong with them was they heard a voice in their head. Well, a specific word, but that was it. Other than that they were supposed to act completely normal. So they all went, including himself, to a different place, and they all got accepted. They took a series of tests and even though the only thing that should've been an oddity was the fact that they heard that voice/word in their heads. Once inside they tried to convince the staff that they were not crazy & they wouldn't let them out! No matter how normal they acted. The guy who conducted the experiment figured out that the only way to convince them was to act crazy, but act as if the treatment was helping him improve... Eventually he was let out and he got the others out. It went public & of course it didn't sit well with the industry. An institution then challenged the him to send someone else into their institution (undercover) and that next time they'd definitely spot him. Months later the institution said they'd identified I think 24 fakes (it was in the 20's)... But it turned out he hadn't sent anyone. After that they changed their system, but obviously it's still a bs system. After that is actually when they came up with ADHD & other personality disorders which are bs as well... I don't know, I thought you could do something with that info. 

What else... I feel like crap lol!

On Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 11:12 PM, wrote:

    Yep, it came out pretty scary, and I know that it sounds wildly anti-conpiracy-ish, but it needs to be a bit wacked-out for people to read it.  What I sent you was slightly less than half of your original posting, so, yes, there is more to work with.  What I am aiming for as it unfolds is two-fold.

    Narratively, it needs to feel like a discrediting of conspiracy theorists so that non-conspiracy theorists will read it thinking they will have their literal (conventional) beliefs defended by its mocking tone, but all the while is will be feeding that fear which is usually considered the fuel that drives conspiracy theorists along in their passionate drive to convince people to "wake the fuck up" and do something--which is precisely what the Powers-that-be are pushing us all to do.  I liked that you ended one of the later paragraphs with the expression "You'll keep having realization after realization."  It's like the revelations of conspiracy theory research cause an endorphin rush in much the same way that religious passions do--which goes hand in hand with your description of how this is designed to function like a religion.  The scary fear factor in the narrative stylings encourage the reader to participate with that expression rather than just see it explained.  So, the thing that is scary about it is not your words, but the dynamic narrative (slight as it is) around them.

    Literally in content, I will be having the arguments that reveal how the powers-that-be are pushing us all towards a massive reaction/revolt/uprising and the fact that spreading conspiracy theory reports (as well as following them in the endorphin-rushed frenzy) may seem like a successful effort to indict/incriminate the powers-that-be, but all it leads you to is the revolt that they are encouraging so that they can install this world government which would dissolve regionalism and cultural identity, basically turning people more into sheep than we already are.  I want to keep my research links connected to mainstream and stable sites like wikipedia (not wiki-leaks) and mainstream newsmedia websites--although I have already seen reports in the past ceasing to say what they said when they were newsworthy (in the "Social Networking & Anti-Consumerism" I found that the articles about Boycott BP's deletion did not contain the contradictory details that they contained when they were first published),

    But basically, what I wanted to portray is that conspiracy research becomes a mere endorphin rush addiction, and that common sense not guided by media hoopla will educate you better than the non-lies planted by the powers-that-be (because they know the path they will lead you on, and the facts that they feed you will only goad you into looking further in search of more endorphin-rush-based research)--realization after realization.  It just keeps you busy until you become so entranced by it that people will think you are crazy because of the way you sound before even beginning to listen to you.

    Also, here is my take on the whole movements thing.  Movements are furthered by gatherings, which become protests (however peaceful they may attempt to be), police presence results in posturing and confrontations, stand-offs result in shoving, riot-gear, rock-throwing, tear-gas, assaults, night-sticks, and eventually mass arrests.  It becomes the problem it tried to prevent.  Another difficulty with movements is that they are usually started by a particular person who has one issue, and once that person gets followers, other issues are added to the platform, somebody leader-like takes charge and makes it about his(or her) issue instead of the original issue, and it becomes something totally other than what it was when it started.  The Tea Party is a prime example of that.  The pre-Bolshevik revolutionaries started out that way--read Chernyshevsky's What's to be done?  and Dostoevsky's Devils.  The first book is piss-poor narration, but it paints a pretty picture--it's the world that Dostoevsky's characters wanted to re-invent, but the Stavrogin factor in Dostoevsky's book really gets scary after reading Chernyshevsky.

From: EL
To: Wraxtiorre
Sent: Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:17 PM
Subject: Re: 2nd try (for Part two)

Nice. You got it!
From: Todd Mikosh
To: Albert Alamos
Sent: Monday, October 31, 2011 1:22 PM
Subject: The Rosenhan Experiment

    I told my wife about the anecdotal way of portraying the Rosenhan Experiment, and it seemed to be the best way to portray it--in other words, tell the first half straight-faced with both sides presented, and then tell the second half with only the other side presented and let the reader/listener infer the conclusion from the mysterious punchline--"He hadn't sent any pseudo-patients the second time." I'll see about getting the actual Rosenhan article and reviewing it as well--it might give me better insight to the controversy.
    Three things I realized about interpolating this incident: First, it shows off very clearly the argument about institutionalization and the need to fear it. Second, it can be used to show the inappropriate relationship between the efforts of activism and the actual consequences of activism. I'm not sure how it will pan out, but I will share it with you before I post it again. Really, I'll put your reservations to rest with this. I had been concerned about your fear that I was simply dissing Conspiracy Theorists, but I wasn't sure how to turn it into a portrayal of the Oedipus thing (The attempt to run away from self-destruction results in causing it) .
    The third thing it will show off--in the way I present the polyphonic content as being spoken by different people--is how a selected portion of the facts can paint a VERY different picture than the whole truth (with ALL the facts).

From: EL
To: wraxtiorre
Sent: Tuesday, November 8, 2011 2:59 PM
Subject: Re: Fw: The Wraxtiorre blog, Part Two

So I'm guessing you posted it already? I would definitely change the wording on my part, but I might just feel that way because it was just a post on facebook... If it was for something like this I would have described it differently... & definitely would have re-worded it.

This isn't the whole thing though, right? What's everything you got?

On Sun, Nov 6, 2011 at 1:44 PM, wrote:

    Sorry about sending this without any explanation, but it was after 2AM and I was quick to go to bed after hammering it out.  This section proved difficult, because of my effort to intercut the whole Rosenhan summary and the Catch-22 excerpt, and make them the stronger parts of the scene while not letting the reader forget that they are the second and third elements of it.  Also, much to my frustration, this scene used ALOT less of your original text than I did before.  I used screenshots from the movie that I got from another blogsite which discusses the film from the DVD commentary--I thought that including that last shot of Alan Arkin looking sideways from the hospital bed was especially effective right after the Rosenhan summary comes to an end.  I fixed a few typoes and made a few slight changes this morning.  Let me know what you think--I'll post it tonight.

From: Wraxtiorre
The third part, texted out
Saturday, November 12, 2011, 9:28 PM

     Here is the third part of the article, fully fleshed out.  I probably won't post it until Sunday Night, but I'll review it for typos and errors on Monday.  So, even if you can't suggest your desired revisions until Monday, I will still be able to make those corrections when I re-upload my revisions.  It's coming out a bit rougher than I had hoped, but I would like to give some more shine when I present Dr. Blight's hypothesis behind the study involving the Escaped Lunatic.  So, you will see in Part Four that only Dr. Blight sees the Escaped Lunatic as crazy, and even that can be suggested as a means to an end instead of a professional diagnosis.  I've been thinking about looking for a picture to use in this one, and all I can come up with is to find a picture of the Twin Towers, but I don't feel quite so right about that.  As with Part Two, highlight the segments that you do not like, and suggest in a separate email (or above the entire text) what it is that you don't like about the segment--you can even suggest what the rewrite should say.  But don't just give me an uneasiness based on a vague desire to reword it somewhere (without specifying where).  Tell me where.

From: EL
To: wraxtiorre
Sent: Friday, December 2, 2011 3:26 PM
Subject: Re: Another thing to inquire

Hey ... So sorry I haven't gotten back to you. To be honest I haven't read the last portions you sent me. I don't know if you know, but I do real estate on the side. I recently started working with a couple of investors & they're working me pretty hard. So whenever I have time I usually just lay back and say stupid things on fb or something of the sort lmao! I haven't really been doing any research/reading, etc... After so much paperwork the last thing I wanna do is read into something. But I hadn't written back because I was going to wait until I read it to get back to you.

As far as what you said about you coming out & saying it... My point was that what I wrote was a stupid rant. Just trying to open peoples' eyes so they could look further into the fact that even though the media's all bs and there's a whole system in place designed to feed us bs, it doesn't necessarily mean that the explanation they've gotten of what's really going on behind the veil is the truth. It's the only explanation they've been handed so they've chosen to run with it.

Really what I meant was just that in the context of what you're doing... I mean if I was to write it as the lunatic in the story I would have written it completely different. Because l think (& I might be wrong, but this is the way I would have done it) that you're trying to convey the message that "Hey, this guy is probably not as crazy at he sounds", right? To the audience? But there are certain phrases, or words in it that kind of give the impression that... Yeah, he probably is just crazy... lol! So I would have definitely tweaked it.

I will get to it eventually though.

From: Wraxtiorre
Re: Another thing to inquire
Saturday, December 3, 2011, 11:21 PM

Okay, I was afraid that you were horribly offended by it.  I'm so relieved, because I wasn't looking forward to a massive rewrite.  Okay, so I get the feeling that I kinda did portray the intent that you wanted, that not everything out there is truthful--or literally factual--and on the other hand, most of the stuff out there is real, it's just got spin on it.  And it needed to make the Escaped Lunatic seem crazy so that the reader would trust the label, and then in the fourth part (the part you haven't read yet) his insanity gets debunked and it turns out that the doctor has used the label of "insane" improperly.  But what bothers you is that the Escaped Lunatic actually does sound a little insane.  Okay, gimme the tweaks (when you get around to it) and I'll make the changes--judiciously--when I put the whole article in its own page.  I still have to get them to find Saint Sixedog (a character from the Behemoth Saga) and get him released from the hospital and then do the Tilapia Fricassee thing which will result in the Reality-show portrayal (which I will conclude by having one of the characters getting assassinated in the TV broadcast--that should be highly controversial).  Just remember, the Homeless Man is crazier than the Escaped Lunatic!

  But, yeah, Real Estate stuff.  Yep, that's a pile of paperwork.  I can understand your aversion to more reading when doing that kind of stuff.  Take your time, my friend.  It's getting harder and harder to finish this having the reportable content staying connected to the storyline, so I'll be working this out for some time anyway.  Besides, I still need to write the Bank Recon essay before people start looking into my other blog and finding it empty.

P.S.  I noticed that you haven't bought a copy of Mangled Doves yet!  Christmas is just around the corner--perfect time to share pictures of the peace dove getting shot with an arrow!

From: Wraxtiorre
To: EL
Sent: Sunday, May 13, 2012 12:11 PM
Subject: The Whole Text

I'll bet that it's weird to receive an email with your own words in it, so here goes:

Damn, enter key! I wasn't done... I do want to clarify something I'm not sure I did before... It wasn't "Anti-conspiracy theorists"...

I mean anti conspiracy theorist usually implies you're "for" the government, and that's not the case at all. The information is all there if you ever look into that stuff. It's the direction most people are going with it. These are mainly people who didn't even know what a conspiracy theorist was until all this information started coming out. The people who had the information pretty much "handed to them". Someone shared something, or it was a popular or featured video on youtube, etc. These aren't the guys who researched anything before 9/11. They're the ones who got the "formatted" story, in a way.

All in all it was an attempt at explaining to these people that the information can be factual, but that doesn't mean they have the concept right. Or the story, or direction. & I'm not sure how well you understand that, but for example, you will find that most conspiracy theorists (nowadays) support Ron Paul. They actually think that THAT'S the answer. Or at least part of it. Missing the whole point completely. They're actually helping the agenda.

Anyway, I guess if you get that, you get it. No need for me to keep writing on it lol!